Text conversation between my roommate and myself:

Lisa:     I spotted a waterbug in my studio the size of a kitten

Cajsa:  Eeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!  I have two follow up questions:

            1  Did you name him?

            2 Have you painted his portrait?

Lisa:     You are a real comedian

Cajsa:  Seriously, did you kill it?

Lisa:    No but I chased him into your room so no worries there

It turns out she knows me very well so here is his portrait, I hope she likes it...

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